I just HAD to share this...
I am on my way to the doctor.. nervous as all get out.. (You know.. the kind of nervous that feels like you have a colony of very angry, vicious butterflies in your stomach?) As I try to remain somewhat calm on the 30 minute ride to the office, I take a sip of my coffee.. and think of all the things I could be doing instead of driving to Oakhurst for a flippin' root canal.
When I arrive, I grab my I Pod and head into the office. (still fighting those pissed off butterflies) I sit in the waiting room, secretly hoping the endodontist had an emergency and I would have to reschedule. (I know that is totally ridiculous, but hey, wishful thinking) Then the dreaded name call... UGH. As I sit in the synthetic leather chair I surprisingly calm down, and start to regain the feeling of excitement! This might sound odd.. but I am now one step closer to my goal!
The Doctor, whose name is Fabio by the way, starts his business, and now I am rocking out to the Black Eyed Peas as he is drilling away.. Out of nowhere, I get a whiff of BLEACH! I winced, at which point Dr Fabio asks me if I am in pain.. My response was.. ISH DA BLETCH? He answers.. Yes! WHAT? Apparently Clorox works wonders for root canals..
..................... Who knew????